The Police: Every Breath You Take is Fucking Creepy

Sting and The Police need to be interrogated. Seriously! We all know that all the songs that we adore come from experience. So my fucking question is what kind of fucked up shit was The Police up to when they wrote Every Breath You Take?!

 

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Just look at them! Hiding in the shadows. Plotting some terrible crime against humanity. I can tell that this photo was taken prior to writing:

“I’ll be watching you 
(Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take)
I’ll be watching you” 

 

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Don’t pretend that this song doesn’t weird you out. If you do I can only assume you are some sort of creepy cloaked individual who stalks the suburbs at night.

Let’s just review the lyrics below, shall we?

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you
Oh can’t you see
You belong to me
My poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you
Since you’ve gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but it’s you I can’t replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please
Oh can’t you see
You belong to me
My poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you
Every move you make
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
(Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take)
I’ll be watching you
(Every single day, every word you say, every game you play, every night you stay)
I’ll be watching you
(Every move you make, every vow you break, every smile you fake, every claim you stake)
I’ll be watching you
(Every single day, every word you say, every game you play, every night you stay)
I’ll be watching you
(Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take)
I’ll be watching you
(Every single day, every word you say, every game you play, every night you stay)
I’ll be watching you
Clearly, this is a post-breakup song. But who says that they are watching you no matter what you do?
Sting and THE POLICE! That’s who! They’re literally singing about stalking a person even if they break bonds. I can only assume they mean “marital bonds” which I assume means that the person they are stalking about broke up with them. However, these sick puppies don’t care about the separation. They will continue to watch, stalk and creep on the Ex until they get what they want. THEIR SOUL!
I DON”T CARE ABOUT THIS ARTICLE BECAUSE I’M DRUNK. WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS GETTING THE POLICE ARRESTED FOR DECADES OF CREEPINESS!

 

 

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