• Harry Potter HBO Series Trailer Stuns!

    Harry Potter HBO Series Trailer Stuns!

    Hold On to Your Broomsticks: HBO’s Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone Trailer Just Changed the Game My fellow Witches and Wizards, I am ridiculously excited right now. I just watched the trailer for HBO’s upcoming adaptation of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, and I’m not exaggerating when I say, I immediately ran it… Read more

  • Chuck Norris RIP

    Chuck Norris RIP

    I first saw Chuck Norris in a foster home in the early ’90s, an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger flickering on a basement TV. Something about him stayed with me. The calm. The toughness. The way he didn’t have to say much to command the room. And yeah,I couldn’t take my eyes off that truck.… Read more

  • John Carpenter Is Coming to Fan Expo Chicago 2026! Horror Fans, This Is Not a Drill

    John Carpenter Is Coming to Fan Expo Chicago 2026! Horror Fans, This Is Not a Drill

    All right folks,  we just got word of a major guest announcement for Fan Expo Chicago 2026, and I literally had to stop what I was doing and read it twice. Yes, you read that correctly. Legendary filmmaker John Carpenter is officially coming to Chicago. For horror fans, this is about as big as it… Read more

  • Cry of the Banshee (1970) Rises Again — Hammer’s Most Overlooked Folk Horror Returns in 4K

    Cry of the Banshee (1970) Rises Again — Hammer’s Most Overlooked Folk Horror Returns in 4K

    *This post contains affiliate links. If you purchase through them, The Graveyard Machine may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you Folks, you know that TGM loves some Hammer horror. We even wrote a little love letter, which you can find here. It covers the personal feels we get when daydreaming about… Read more

  • Rob Liefeld’s Youngblood #1 Review: Legend or Loser?

    Rob Liefeld’s Youngblood #1 Review: Legend or Loser?

    Can Youngblood still matter in the age of Absolute Batman? Read more

  • Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (Spoiler-free free thoughts)

    Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 (Spoiler-free free thoughts)

    *This post contains affiliate links. If you purchase through them, The Graveyard Machine may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. I was genuinely shocked to learn that the Five Nights at Freddy’s gaming franchise is over ten years old. Yes, I don’t game. Yes, I also don’t wander the dark hallways… Read more