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My name is Eric AKA Sad Dracula. I write about anything from Halloween to Star Wars. Cheers!

Jurassic World 2 trailer just exploded the internet because Demon Rex!

Stop what your doing. Seriously. You NEED to witness the JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM trailer! 

Jeff Goldblum… Ian Malcolm… Demon Rex.. Chris Pratt…

I have dubbed ther Demon Rex. I will collect all of your toys!

ENTER JURASSIC WORLD HERE!
I don’t mean to get sentimental ( yes I do ) but watching this trailer really had me trippin on nostalgia. 

The entire Jurassic franchise has been one that I have followed since I was a kid. From foster home to foster home, a new Jurassic movie seemed to come out. It has always provided me with a safe and secure way to find that little bit of happiness that a kid should have. 

Now I’m an adult and this trailer has awakened excited child inside me. I can’t wait to experience what Fallen Kingdom has to offer. 
If you haven’t, I highly recommended you to follow Jurassic World on all Social Media ventures. Some really sweet treats can be found within!

http://www.jurassicworld.com/home

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Shock Session: Know Your Ghouls

We’re back with a brand new SHOCK SESSION! This time we interview rack other about our personal love affair with horror. It was a blast!

It's Alive! Horror Podcast

Between the dark days of our regular episodes come Shock Sessions: Brief horror related topics individually produced and presented by our horrific hosts Chris or Eric.

Tonight:

We here at the It’s Alive! Podcast discuss a lot of terrorizing topics. Whether it’s movies, monsters, masks, or maniacs we love a good creepy conversation.  But why do we personally love horror? Where did this obsession start? Join us for this candid and personal conversation discussing our love-at-first-sight moments with the genre, why we do a podcast, and everything in-between. Featuring a haunted polar bear.

You can download this episode by right clicking here.

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The Phantom Neighbor: Part 2

My phone continued to ring. My door knob stopped it’s violent jig. The phone was the only sound now. 

Squeezing the knife with my left hand, I quickly reached for my phone and answered it. 

“Hello?”

A dull static. 

“OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!”

The voice hit me like a grenade. I was floored. I quickly ran to the door and opened it, breathlessly.

My exwife, dead or alive, can be real bitch… 

The Phantom Neighbor

I am currently the only resident in my 3 unit apartment. For the last two nights someone has been trying to open my apartment door.

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I never investigate it. But I know it’s real because as I write this my door knob is slowly shaking. I can hear the groaning of the wooden entry door as if someone is pushing against it.

I’m sitting on my couch. I have a stupid pocket knife from 5 Below in my hand as I watch my door being tried. I’m careful not to make any noise.

The world is a mad, mad place. Some people kill for money or drugs. And some people kill for the hell of it. Whoever was fucking with me obviously fit amongst these types of people. But I sure as hell wasn’t going out without a fight. That is if the the door was breached. It wasn’t. Thank God. All I need to do is keep absolutely silent.

And that’s when my phone started to ring…

HP Lovecraft: Hallowe’en in a Suburb

The steeples are white in the wild moonlight,
And the trees have a silver glare;
Past the chimneys high see the vampires fly,
And the harpies of upper air,
That flutter and laugh and stare.

For the village dead to the moon outspread
Never shone in the sunset’s gleam,
But grew out of the deep that the dead years keep
Where the rivers of madness stream
Down the gulfs to a pit of dream.

A chill wind blows through the rows of sheaves
In the meadows that shimmer pale,
And comes to twine where the headstones shine
And the ghouls of the churchyard wail
For harvests that fly and fail.

Not a breath of the strange grey gods of change
That tore from the past its own
Can quicken this hour, when a spectral power
Spreads sleep o’er the cosmic throne,
And looses the vast unknown.

So here again stretch the vale and plain
That moons long-forgotten saw,
And the dead leap gay in the pallid ray,
Sprung out of the tomb’s black maw
To shake all the world with awe.

And all that the morn shall greet forlorn,
The ugliness and the pest
Of rows where thick rise the stones and brick,
Shall some day be with the rest,
And brood with the shades unblest.

Then wild in the dark let the lemurs bark,
And the leprous spires ascend;
For new and old alike in the fold
Of horror and death are penned,
For the hounds of Time to rend.

 

Ep. 17: Return To Horror In The Aisles (Flu Edition)

It’s here. The final bell of our beloved season has arrived. And now you can enjoy Halloween 2017 with our newest episode of IT’S ALIVE HORROR PODCAST!

This time around we explore our local Toys r Us and find horror in the aisles! We had a blast recording this despite me having a mega flu. Nothing beats hanging with my best friend and talking spooky toys while almost dead!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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We here at The Crypt are powered by candy corn and glow-in-the-dark skeletons, but when the deadly flu seeps into our systems you would think it would have us at death’s door. Unfortunately , this flu decided to pick Halloween to invade and we’re not going down without a fight. So tonight we’re back finding horror in the aisles! This time we head to a store that became a morbid mecca to many little monsters: Toys R Us! What ghoulish goodies and fiendish finds does this nostalgic remnant have in store for us? Tonight is the most special night of the year for our kind. So in between the ringing doorbells of trick or treaters or during the drive to your fearsome festivities, turn us up to show your fandom fondly. After all the It’s Alive! Podcast is here to make your Halloween sweeter than any fun…

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Hidden Faces: Rob Zombies Halloween II

So I watched Rob Zombie’s H2 for like the 100th time. My experience with RZ’s H2 is kinda like when I asked for a super soaker hydro cannon but got a water gun super aqua blaster 2000. But after playing around with it I discovered that it’s actually pretty fucking awesome.

Yes. I love Rob Zombie.

With every viewing, I began to see something new. Whether it was the ultra-realistic violence or the top notch acting from Scout Taylor Compton I keep peeling back the delightful layers that the movie holds. This time around I started noticing some familiar faces lurking within the gore-fest of a movie!

Some will be a no-brainer but others will hopefully provide a, “oh yeah!” reaction. I know it did for me when I pulled the credits up on the ol’ internet system.

Let’s roll!

  1. Stretch from Texas Chainsaw Massacre II

 

Caroline Williams, famous for playing the super sexy and cool as icce, Stretch, from Texas Chainsaw Massacre II also plays Dr. Maple in H2! She can be briefly be seen and heard in the total fucked up hospital slaughter. RZ is a huge fan of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So seeing Stretch only confirms how awesome he is when it comes to paying homage to the greats!

 

2. Octavia “Ms. Academy Award” Spencer plays Nurse Daniels!

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How freaking awesome is it to see Academy Award winner (and drop dead funny), Octavia Spencer, to make an appearance in the bloodiest Halloween film of all time!? Her death scene, for me, is on my top 5 most intense kills of all time.

 

3. Richard Riehle from Office Space is BUDDY!

 

One of my favorite characters from Office Space is Tom Smykowski. Why? Because I literally worked with someone who not only looked like him but acted like him! Always high strung and on the edge = super hilarious in the workspace. Mostly. Anyways, Smykowski plays Buddy, the kind security guard at the hospital that of course gets destroyed by sabertooth aka Michael Myers.

4. Margot “Lois Lane” Kidder was the Haddonfield psychiatrist in H2!

My friend pointed this one out. I couldn’t believe it. I wouldn’t have noticed it! What I do know is that she played Kathy Lutz in the original Amityville Horror film! Glad to see RZ continues to dig deep into the horror classics!

 

5. Mark Christopher Lawrence was the random cop at the end of H2 but he was also in Terminator 2!

This one is really random. At the end of H2 I saw a face that I thought looked familiar. At first, I thought it was the cop from Die Hard. So I looked him up and behold I found that it was one of the security guards at the psych ward from Terminator 2! He was partners with the mega butthead security guard! Guys, I ain’t playing here. T2 is a fav of mine and this fucker stood out. GOD DAMN IT!

I truly hope you guys give Rob Zombies’s Halloween II. It’s purely a Rob Zombie film. However, it’s one of the most brutally violent with the one of the best character archs in the franchise. Scout’s performance was truly awesome. From Suburban high schooler to a tormented monster, she wins all the prizes.

Here’s some Halloween advice – Watch Halloween II and Trick R’ Treat back to back.

 

Merry Christmas.

 

 

 

The Police: Every Breath You Take is Fucking Creepy

Sting and The Police need to be interrogated. Seriously! We all know that all the songs that we adore come from experience. So my fucking question is what kind of fucked up shit was The Police up to when they wrote Every Breath You Take?!

 

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Just look at them! Hiding in the shadows. Plotting some terrible crime against humanity. I can tell that this photo was taken prior to writing:

“I’ll be watching you 
(Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take)
I’ll be watching you” 

 

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Don’t pretend that this song doesn’t weird you out. If you do I can only assume you are some sort of creepy cloaked individual who stalks the suburbs at night.

Let’s just review the lyrics below, shall we?

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I’ll be watching you
Oh can’t you see
You belong to me
My poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you
Since you’ve gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but it’s you I can’t replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please
Oh can’t you see
You belong to me
My poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I’ll be watching you
Every move you make
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
I’ll be watching you
(Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take)
I’ll be watching you
(Every single day, every word you say, every game you play, every night you stay)
I’ll be watching you
(Every move you make, every vow you break, every smile you fake, every claim you stake)
I’ll be watching you
(Every single day, every word you say, every game you play, every night you stay)
I’ll be watching you
(Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take)
I’ll be watching you
(Every single day, every word you say, every game you play, every night you stay)
I’ll be watching you
Clearly, this is a post-breakup song. But who says that they are watching you no matter what you do?
Sting and THE POLICE! That’s who! They’re literally singing about stalking a person even if they break bonds. I can only assume they mean “marital bonds” which I assume means that the person they are stalking about broke up with them. However, these sick puppies don’t care about the separation. They will continue to watch, stalk and creep on the Ex until they get what they want. THEIR SOUL!
I DON”T CARE ABOUT THIS ARTICLE BECAUSE I’M DRUNK. WHAT I CARE ABOUT IS GETTING THE POLICE ARRESTED FOR DECADES OF CREEPINESS!

 

 

EP. 16: Horror In The Aisles

We are rolling out Halloween goodness like no other! This episode was so fun to record. We literally walked through our local grocery store and found HORROR in the Aisles!

It's Alive! Horror Podcast

A chill in the midnight air begins to turn summer leaves into that familiar orange palette. Which could only mean one thing: Halloween approaches! On tonight’s show we learn that Halloween can be found even in the simplest location: Your local grocery store. We discuss candy, masks, monsters, and pumpkins all strung together by classic Halloween commercials to get you into that monster mood. So turn us up as you decorate your abode and plan your fearsome festivities. Just remember you bring the tricks and we’ll promise to bring the treats.

You can download this episode by right clicking here.

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Calvin and Hobbes for the Season

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson is the greatest comic strip ever created. It somehow captures all of our imaginations while balancing adult themes such as war, death and love. 

One of the most iconic things about Calvin and Hobbes is the absolutely beautiful artwork by Bill Watterson. He has this way of capturing the ideal fall experience through the strip that makes you remember your childhood.

 The funny thing is not a lot of us have experienced the watercolors of fall that Calvin and his buddy occupy. However, when we read the strips we feel like we’ve lived it. And that’s the beauty of Calvin and Hobbes.

With wit and familiar scenarios, Bill Watterson gave us the definition of the Fall season. Here are my favorite C&H Fall time strips!

1. Candy Haul


We all had “the talk” by our parents after bringing home our well deserved loot. This is why I started to eat every bit of candy before heading home. Trick R’ Treating was always so sweet. 

   2. Pumpkin Surgery


If you haven’t pretended kitchen surgery to your jack-o-lantern than I know you’re lying. We all became doctor Halloweens dolor a few gooey moments!
3. Legend of the Leaf Pile Monster


I remember dive bombing into piles of wet leaves just to disrupt the neatness of said pile. But when I read this strip all that changed. Suddenly the innocent pile of leaves turned into a mysterious monster. So my assault on the piles in my neighborhood increased in order to destroy this nefarious leafy beast.

4. Why did you say that?!


I ways always that kid (still am) that would bring up or keep poking at scary things when the lights go out. After nearly dying from fright while washing The Exorcist I realized I love being scared. So I would often ask questions at the most inappropriate times. 

Bae- “Goodnight, babe”

Me-” Do you believe in the devil?”

5. Simply hilarious. 


This is simply the sharp wit of Wattersons mind. A self aware Calvin nails adult humor. 

6. This is FALL.

This is the ultimate vision of Fall. I do get a bit emotional when soaking this in. We all have our childhood memories of the past. We all have long lost friends and family that we shared such innocence with. And that’s what it is dear reader.

 Innocence.