• Gremlins 2: Guess Who!?

    Gremlins 2: Guess Who!?

    A couple of weeks ago I bought Gremlins 2 on VHS. I haven’t seen this movie since I was a kid. So when I popped in the flick I barely remembered anything. Sad!   Not really. The movie was totally written on cocaine. The god damn thing is bat shit crazy. Some of it works.… Read more

  • The Mystery of Stanley Avenue.

    The Mystery of Stanley Avenue.

    A true story wherein Sad Dracula and his Grandma stumble upon a most mysterious discovery! Read more

  • We saw IT!

    We saw IT!

    We saw the IT movie! And of course we just had to record about our experience. Yes. It’s all SPOILER FREE. We aren’t monsters! Below you will find the link to the podcast. But before you do let me just say how great Bill Skarsgard’s performance is as our favorite insane clown, Pennywise. He is… Read more

  • Aaahh!!! Real Monsters Halloween Costume!

    Aaahh!!! Real Monsters Halloween Costume!

    I was dicking around on Instagram and I saw that Spirit Halloween posted a picture of a costume I never thought I would see on the officially licensed level.   You now can be Krumm or Oblina (or both) from Aahh! Real Monsters. This is the first time I have seen Real Monsters getting this sorta… Read more

  • I bought a box of 26 year old Addams Family Cereal.

    I bought a box of 26 year old Addams Family Cereal.

    A day off for Sad Dracula ends in yet another stupid purchase… Read more

  • Halloween ’88

    Halloween is coming around the corner fast! It is at this time that I would like to share with you some RETRO Halloween art by my friend CMP. He completed a piece called HALLOWEEN 88′. The image you see really hit home for me. It captures the essence of what we want (or remember) Halloween… Read more