My best bud and I finally found Ecto-Cooler in the wild after almost 4 weeks of hunting! It was worth every second, step, and eventual mile!
We found it by accident, really. We decided to grab some sodie pop at the Marianos. It was in juice aisle that we realized Ecto-Cooler may be lurking somewhere within.
I pulled a picture from my cellular device, and showed an employee what I desired.
“Oh. Aisle 4.” he said in a voice that would make Donald Trump feel judged.
We scrambled like fiends to aisle #4. God is real.
This article has no point besides bragging about juice.