• Blumhouse Resurrects Halloween!

    It’s been 7 years since Rob Zombie gave us his terrifying vision that was Halloween II. I was hoping we’d get a trilogy from the Monster God RZ but we didn’t. And thus began another Dark Age for Michael Myers. Years went by and rumors of a new Halloween spread like a plague. Whispers of Read more

  • Flea Market Horror Finds #1

    The American flea market is a graveyard for cool shit you don’t need. Which means you actually DO need it. It’s also filled to capacity with deadite looking, soulsucking, nasal burning, stomach churning goons that’ll make you scream. If you get past the creatures that lurk you will inevitably enjoy yourself. If ChrisDoesComics and The Read more

  • The Gaunt Reviews: Prime Cuts: A Graphic Novel – Vol. 1

    Prime Cuts: A Graphic Novel – Vol.1 My bleeding eyes have tasted something sweet and fresh, dear readers! It is with eager fingers that I implore you to read what I have experienced. The indy comic world has a beating heart once again! The Cult of the Graveyard Machine, I give you a throbbing thick Read more

  • Rob Zombies Throat Punch Album!

    Rob Zombie has unleashed his 6th studio album:The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser. The album spins in the realm of 30 minutes. Be warned, these minutes will leave mass destruction of monstrous proportions. It is the throat punch you will give Monday mornings. It is sensational. Let me tell you some real Read more

  • The Reward

    The asthmatic Son woke sometime after three in the morning. He did not need to pee. The winter outside was quite. It was he who woke himself not nature. The Boy had read about mental alarms all month. This week he had put what he had learnt into practice. Tonight was not practice. He slipped Read more

  • Godzilla USA: Why it failed.

    In 2014 the world finally received another Hollywood constructed Godzilla film. Boy, did me and my best friend nerd out on the trailer. This was it. This was the big one! The one that would give us the King of Monsters to the max! We collectively agreed that under Legendary Pictures guidance, (post TDK trilogy) Read more

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