• Directors Who Should Make A Horror Film.

    So I was under the shower when I had a fun thought slash across my mind : What if the Coen Brothers made a horror movie?! It would simply be amazing. This led to me thinking about a few other directors who, for unknown reasons, have not explored this oh so juicy genre. I was Read more

  • The Spook-Filled Tackines in Gatlinburg TN

    Greetings, I am currently exploring the insane awesomeness that is Gatlinburg, Tennessee. Let me tell you – this place is flowing with awesome tacky spooks! My fiancée and I wanted to knock the Appalachian Mountains off our bucket list. So we drove a thousands of miles to Gatlinburg, Tennessee. What I was expecting was a Read more

  • Blumhouse Resurrects Halloween!

    It’s been 7 years since Rob Zombie gave us his terrifying vision that was Halloween II. I was hoping we’d get a trilogy from the Monster God RZ but we didn’t. And thus began another Dark Age for Michael Myers. Years went by and rumors of a new Halloween spread like a plague. Whispers of Read more

  • Flea Market Horror Finds #1

    The American flea market is a graveyard for cool shit you don’t need. Which means you actually DO need it. It’s also filled to capacity with deadite looking, soulsucking, nasal burning, stomach churning goons that’ll make you scream. If you get past the creatures that lurk you will inevitably enjoy yourself. If ChrisDoesComics and The Read more

  • The Gaunt Reviews: Prime Cuts: A Graphic Novel – Vol. 1

    Prime Cuts: A Graphic Novel – Vol.1 My bleeding eyes have tasted something sweet and fresh, dear readers! It is with eager fingers that I implore you to read what I have experienced. The indy comic world has a beating heart once again! The Cult of the Graveyard Machine, I give you a throbbing thick Read more

  • Rob Zombies Throat Punch Album!

    Rob Zombie has unleashed his 6th studio album:The Electric Warlock Acid Witch Satanic Orgy Celebration Dispenser. The album spins in the realm of 30 minutes. Be warned, these minutes will leave mass destruction of monstrous proportions. It is the throat punch you will give Monday mornings. It is sensational. Let me tell you some real Read more